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polterguests) wrote2025-11-13 07:07 pm
polterguests) wrote2025-11-13 07:07 pm
effects wheel.
Our curse system works via this picker wheel. Just give it a spin and see what you get! These curses/effects last anywhere from hours to a full day, depending on what a player finds the most fun.
It's Y/N Time
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You now believe that you're a character in a dating sim. Whether you're a love interest, the main character, or a side character, you have but one goal: to reunite with your lost love no matter the cost.
Beans
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You now want to gift everyone around you with beans and tell anyone and everyone about how wonderful and good they are. You also suddenly have a little satchel of beans in your hand that vanish when the curse ends. If you or anyone else eats them, they are just really tasty beans with no other effects.
Bye-Brows
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Your eyebrows are balded. Only your eyebrows.
Skin of a Killer
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You suddenly have the urge to bite people and brood dramatically in the shadows.
Safe Rock
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You suddenly lose all sense of direction and yet feel the need to very confidently state that you absolutely know where you're going for real.
False Safe Rock
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You feel the urge to intentionally guide people astray in the maze, toward dead-ends or known dangers.
Love (Real)
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You fall in love with the first person you see.
Love (One Fear)
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You and the first person you see aren't in love. However, you now believe that you need to convince everyone else that you are, or a terrible unnamed misfortune of your choosing will befall you.
Frog & Toad (Furries)
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Animalification. You can pick any animal and either become that animal fully or gain a few traits like ears or a tail. The caveat is, you must act and speak like Frog or Toad from Frog and Toad.
cage
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You're now a yandere and your favorite pastime is putting people you love in a cage, whether that's a literal cage or just locking them in a supply closet for a bit.
Top 100 Influencers
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You're an influencer and it is your job to promote a random object of your choosing like you've been sponsored by it.
Cheeseburger Sasuke
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You don't even deserve cheese on your burger... I.E. you suffer with maximum depression and feelings of uselessness and worthlessness to a comical degree.
Sir David Attenborough
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You're compelled to narrate the actions and general existence of people around you like you're presenting a documentary on National Geographic.
Grandson Gary
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You become convinced that you're fated pokemon rivals with the next person you see. You insist on challenging them to a pokemon battle, even if you have no idea what pokemon are and do not have any to fight with.
Professional Redditor
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You're compelled to doxx the next person you see, but only with "facts" and "information" that you make up, which just get more ridiculous and insane over time.
Y'know, like...
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You end every sentence with "nya".
Chestnut Soup
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You suddenly become a 16th century peasant in the middle of the harshest and longest winter you've seen in all your years. You are now obsessed with surviving the big long dark with your little blankets and candles and pot of chestnut soup.
Return of Gaston
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He's just so popular! You're cursed to see everyone around you as Gaston.
Nightynight Peanut
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You become an eepy lil guy! Also, everyone you touch becomes an eepy lil guy, too. All you want to do is cozy up somewhere in a little bundle of blankets with a tasty snack and spend your time dozing.
The Last Melon
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You become absolutely obsessed with and deeply covet one item or person, and also become convinced that everyone else is trying to steal it/them from you.